Sometimes taking a baby to public places means doing things in public that are normally reserved for the darkest corners of your house. In this case, the men’s room at an Indiana Super Target became the location of a Battle Royale. One man’s quest to clean poop while another desperately attempts to put his tiny little hand in it. You know what isn’t a great place to wrestle with a crap-riddled baby? 4 feet off the porcelain ground on a flimsy plastic changing table that hasn’t been cleaned since ’97, that’s where. After a quick hand-sanitizer bath for both of us, the day’s outfit was the one who didn’t survive the day.
Nick Hoff
