Happy Birthday America

Role call.  How is everybody?  The day after the entire country mixes hard booze with fast wicks can be a somber one, but I think it’s a great day!  Do you still have 10 fingers?  The house didn’t burn down?  You didn’t lose an eye having a Roman Candle fight with your  buddies?  Then what’s not to celebrate?  Let’s pop in your DVD copy of Beverly Hills Cop and follow it up with Lethal Weapon.  Nurse that hangover with leftover hot dogs and 3 naps.  You only have one year to get ready to blow crap up again next year.  Happy Birthday America.  You don’t look a day over 200.

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