Guess who came to town? Yep, she’s here. The repercussions of my failure to “get the job done” are three-fold:
1. I must admit failure and doubts as to whether my boys can swim start to creep in.
2. No hankey-pankey for a few days.
3. All the fun little personality quirks that come with a wife during her special time.
It’s safe to say I’ll be laying low for a bit.